"Hey Kids! I'm T.F. Bitchen, founder
of Bitchen Industries!
Welcome to my Fun Page! It's under construction right now, because I'm 178 years old, and I move kinda slow nowadays.
Anyway, cruise around a bit, and check out my Wacky Favorite
Links. I'll be starting up an advice column soon too! When you
are as old as I am, you tend to learn a few things, and you oughtta
share your wisdom with the youngins, like the fact that my T-shirts
are among the best on the Web, and you should buy some of them
today!"
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Coming Soon: Marvel at our past failures, follies, and cease and desist orders as you tiptoe through the Bitchen Industries T-shirt Graveyard. |
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